YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO BELIEVE HOW MUCH I HATE LITTLE GIRLS’ STUFF!!!!!!

We get a small amount of classic and industrious little girls’ films (that interact to all audiences no matter how old or young they are) like a majority of Disney Princess movies such as Beauty & the Beast, Aladdin (especially), Cinderella, Snow White & the Seven Dwarves, Sleeping Beauty and Mulan (seriously, go listen to “True to Your Heart”, it’s so catchy and meaningful that you have no right to not like this song!!!!!!!!!). Despite that, everything else made for little girls is so sexist, prissy, deliberately cheap, unsuitably stereotypical, extremely corny, with terrible messages, mean-spirited, unbelievably intrusive in many ways possible and scarily insulting!!!!!!!!

I WISH YOU WENT BANKRUPT, NICKELODEON (WHAT A RIDICULOUS NAME, IT WOULDN’T BE BAD IF IT CAME FROM SOMEONE WITH A LAST NAME CALLED “NICKELODEON”)!!!!! MONSTER HIGH, LALALOOPSY, SAM & CAT AND DORA THE EXPLORER ARE ALL UGLY, OVERHYPED, MEAN-SPIRITED, UNBELIEVABLY BRAINLESS, POMPOUS AND CRINGEWORTHY FRANCHISES/CASH GRABS AND YOU KNOW IT!!!!!! YOU KILLED MY CHILDHOOD SO MANY TIMES!!!!!

You want to know Disney franchises/videos/cash grabs that are actually cringeworthy, aimed at little girls, ugly, mean-spirited, sexist, cheap, boring, insufferable and insulting?!!!! Disney’s Frozen, Cinderella sequels, Mulan 2, Tangled: Before Ever After, Sofia the First (WHY, DISNEY, WHY!!!!), Beauty & the Beast: Belle’s Magical World and Disney Fairies (you would be able to make Peter Pan 2: Return to Never Land sequels, not this pointless and ugly franchise/cash grab!!!!!)

My Little Pony traditionally sucked, although it is sufferable compared to many other franchises aimed at little girls and drastically improved throughout the years.

Barbie is seriously not worth your time at all. Most people in the universe happen to not like Barbie at all!!! Barbie has to be at least the top 5 worst franchise of all time!!! That’s saying a huge lot. Mattel’s responsible for these cash grabs, and even though Mattel is one of the worst companies of all time with the most insufferable and defenseless mascot that is Barbie herself, He-Man & the Masters of the Universe (1983-1985) was a groundbreaker and extremely entertaining to experience, with badass characters, a suspenseful-sounding theme song with sufficient 80s instruments/musical tune and like the Angry Video Game Nerd, this show made me laugh no matter what!